Pricing
One membership. Everything included.
No tiers, no add-ons, no “premium support” — protection you have to upgrade to is a scam of its own. Pick monthly or annual.
Monthly
$29/month
- Everything included
- Cancel anytime
- 30-day full refund
Annual
$290/year · two months free
- Everything included
- Cancel anytime
- 30-day full refund
Checkout is handled by Stripe. We never see your card number, and we'll never ask you to pay in crypto.
What's included
Both plans. All of it.
Guided onboarding calls
Exchange + wallet setup, custody explained, first transaction together
Written safety plan
A printed plan for your exact setup — including the fridge copy
24/7/365 verification line
Unlimited calls and texts, answered by a person, any hour
Incident response
If something already went wrong, we help you contain and document it
Household coverage
One membership covers partners under the same roof
Pattern-library protection
Every impostor caught for any member speeds up your checks
Billing questions
The fine print, in plain words.
How does the 30-day guarantee work?
If you're unhappy for any reason in your first 30 days, email us or say so on the line and we refund your first payment in full. No form, no retention script.
How do I cancel?
From the billing portal on your member desk, in about three clicks. Cancellation takes effect at the end of your current period — the line stays open until then.
Why isn't there a free tier?
Staffing a real 24/7 line with people costs money, and an unstaffed line is worse than none. The membership fee is what keeps a human answering at 2 AM.
Can I pay in crypto?
No — and be suspicious of anyone protecting you from crypto scams who asks to be paid in crypto. Checkout runs on Stripe with a normal card.